Will you go steady with me?❤️
Will you go steady with me?
Do you have a personal relationship with your jumper?
If yes, how would you describe your relationship? Are you in love with each other? Do you hate each other? Do you respect each other? Do you understand each other?
If no, it's time to get to know your jumper.
The jumper sits there...quietly...sometimes with a cat snuggled on it...wondering...will my owner realize my power? Will my owner realize my potency? Cause if they did, they would visit me more often. They would come to me with all their troubles. I could be their friend, their physical therapist, their massage therapist, their personal trainer. I could pick them up when they are down. I could heal a lot of their aches and pains. I could make them way more flexible. I could build them solid, beautiful round muscles that keep them strong and ready for anything. I could take many unnecessary pounds off of their body. I could help them wake up in the morning instead of drinking stimulants. I could relax them at night to wind them down. I could rehab old and new injuries back to health. I could help them digest their food so they don't feel full and sluggish after eating. I could invigorate them, bring them to life, make them happy again!
If only they would just give me a try. Just start with 30 second sessions, gently bouncing. Get a feel for me. See what they like, see what they don't like. Start to take me VERY seriously, because I'm VERY powerful.
I would tell them...I don't want to overwork you or injure you. I want to build you up, at your pace. I want you to trust me and stick with me for the long haul. I want you to become best friends with me.
But I must let you know...that I do everything in perfect order. If I expose a weakness, it needs to be addressed first. It may take some extra effort and patience to heal. But that is our journey together, and it will be worth it. We'll take it one day at a time.
I know you'll really start to like me. You'll be surprised at how good you feel. You'll really begin to understand me. But, I need to see you often in order to get to know you. I want to see you at least 3 times a day to start. We will work our way up from there. It will be so fun. You will feel accomplished and proud of yourself. You will finally believe that you actually can lose the weight you've always wanted to lose. You will start to see your future differently. You will smile everyday because of what's coming your way. You will laugh more, love more and live more. And, if you have any questions or concerns, you can always reach out to Sally and Stephanie. They understand my language very well, much better than most. They have tapped into my magical abilities.
So...I ask you this...will you go steady with me?
P.S. I hope you say Yes 🥰